A Humdinger of a Lead

Oh, what a first line! 

Someone more clever than I observed that it is a line that has never before been written, and will never be written again:

(AP) In this photo taken Wednesday, March 14, 2012, a two-week old earless bunny sits on the hands of a... Full Image

BERLIN (AP) - An earless baby bunny that was a rising star on Germany's celebrity animal scene had his 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman.

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